me: *dials 911*
operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?
me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair
operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
"I’m just gonna eye-fuck some more teenagers"
I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…
I would marry this man
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I get emotionally attached to anyone nice to me and scare them away. That is my problem.
[imagines a character in the hands of better writers]
[imagines a scenario in the hands of better writers]
[imagines a whole show and concept in the hands of better writers]
Sticks and stones may break my bones but the NHL ruined my fucking life
when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job