coconuti:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

(via beautifuldisaster-divinechaos)

epic-humor:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

(via beautifuldisaster-divinechaos)

waiehse:

The Fault in Our Stars: Canadian edition.

(via kinkypals)

"I’m just gonna eye-fuck some more teenagers"

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

folie-a-ducks:

lualmu:

the-angels-take-asgard:

avis-meum:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

It’s showing -1 notes

(via killing-myself-mentally)

zackisontumblr:

*makes babies with tumblr, somehow*

(via beautifuldisaster-divinechaos)

fullmetal-dipshit:

woah what’s this??? its a list of some of my anime recommendations by genre! coolllll!!!!

****names of each anime in the caption***

(via beautifuldisaster-divinechaos)

nerdymelly:

I get emotionally attached to anyone nice to me and scare them away. That is my problem.

(via beautifuldisaster-divinechaos)

jaclcfrost:

[imagines a character in the hands of better writers]

[imagines a scenario in the hands of better writers]

[imagines a whole show and concept in the hands of better writers]

(via beautifuldisaster-divinechaos)

lieuwen:

Sticks and stones may break my bones but the NHL ruined my fucking life

(via hockeyandthepursuitofhappiness)

theotherwesley:

blue-author:

Oh my gosh, this gets better and better.

FRIENDSHIP

(Source: iraffiruse, via beautifuldisaster-divinechaos)

averagefairy:

when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job

(via beautifuldisaster-divinechaos)

elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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(via beautifuldisaster-divinechaos)